i suck at human interaction
I'm Alex. I'm 18, pansexual and American. I don't know what I blog about anymore. It fluctuates. BUT WHY NOT JOIN ME ON THE CONTENT ROLLER COASTER OF THIS SHIT BLOG. PS. Check the heart. She's better than me.
" show me your best getting swole face."
|Song: Monster Verse|
|Artist: Nicki Minaj|
|Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy|
|Played: 377,914 times.|
A threshold moment in human evolution
UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE
shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom
big city folk: eats starbucks every meal, knows how to hail a cab with that weird whistle thing where they stick their hand in their mouth
regular ol fella: wouldn’t do the weird stick their hand in their mouth whistle thing if their life depended on it because it’s weird
some friends are good influenzas, others, bad influenzas
can we bring varsity jacket Luke back pls